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Hmm, perhaps it's becoming a little obvious that, by reverting to nicking quotes from the Funimation dub, I'm running out of original ideas... erm *blows kiss to FUNi*
Recoome: Hey Butta! Jheese! Lemme do the other two shrimps too, okay?!
Jeice: Hmph, whiner...
Berter: Oh fine, but you'll have to treat us to chocolate parfaits later!
*after Captain Ginyu brings Freeza the Dragonballs*
Freeza: What unspeakable joy! At last I will have eternal life!
Captain Ginyu: Would you like to see my dance of joy?
Freeza: Uh..perhaps some other time..
Freeza: Oho ho ho! Dear me, even my heart is pounding! Prepare to witness the birth of the eternal ruler of the universe!
*after Recoome's attack on Gohan*
Jeice: Kid's about gone. No energy left.
Burter: A broken neck will do that.
Frieza: There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts. And military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend, Vegeta, possesses all three of these.
Jeice: The new dude's pretty fast...I bet he's even faster than you.
Burter: ::snort:: You must read his battle strength.
Recoome: *to Goku* A lowly 5000? ::snort:: All bluff an' no buff, huh?
*when fighting Goku*
Burter: Hey what's going on? I thought he moved
Jeice: He moved a'right Burter
Burter: But I couldn't pick it up! No one's that fast!
Jeice: Apparently he is mate
*speaking to Vegeta's beaten body*
Recoome: Aw man, dude... you didn't like, die already did ya?
Jeice: Oh, man, this is just great. You know how long it'll take to wash all this dust out of my hair?
Burter: Complain all you want; at least you've got hair!
Recoome: Hey! Jeice! Burter! You want me to take care of the other two as well?
Jeice: Sure. Knock yourself out.
Burter: Go ahead. But I gotta warn you. If you don't finish them off in the next 5 minutes, no T.V. for a week!
Recoome: Okay! I love to watch soap operas.
Frieza: How long is this supposed to take?!
Ginyu: I don't know. Maybe it's happened. Maybe you already have eternal life?
Frieza: I don't think so.
Ginyu: Maybe there's some special word we need to say. Do you want me to do the Dance of Special Words?
Frieza: NO!
*talking about Goku*
Burter to Jeice: If you weren't short and orange I'd say he was the better looking man!
Jeice: *smirks. You can tell he's thinkin 'Not bloody likely'*
Jeice: What! 60 000?! But he said he was a Saiyan. No bloody Saiyan that we've ever met is that strong!
Jeice: Hey this guy's full of mystery. If we could somehow get a decent readin' on this guy we'd know where we stand.
Burter: what does it say?
Jeice: 5000.
Burter: Yea, right!
Jeice: Ah Bugger! This blasted thing!
*Bulma to Zarbon*
Bulma: Yoo-hoo! Green is my favourite color!
Zarbon: Alright! You've gone too far this time Vegeta. For someone that looks like you, you have no right to call me hideous!
Burter: Heh, look at him. I'm beginning to despise that cocky little rooster.
Frieza: Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy. I want to caress them.
Burter: What kind of nightmarish alien freak is this??
Burter: Nobody's faster than me!
Jeice: Man o' man Burter. This is totally insane! I don't know who this guy is or where he came from but he's good! Geez ah've never seen anyone like him. We never even touched him! Now that's one bad dude... Ah'm bad, but man I ain't that bad! Sometimes yeh gotta know when to go go go!
Frieza: You certainly are on the ball today Mr. Ginyu! If you were a puppy I'd scratch your belly. If you were a kitten I'd give you warm milk until you started to purr. But since you are neither of these things I'll merely thank you for a job well done.
Ginyu: It was my pleasure. You know how much I enjoy serving his horned highness!
Zarbon: I see your bald-headed friend back there has just what I'm looking for. Have you joined forces with them?
Ginyu: Where are the others?
Jeice: We lost Sir!
Ginyu: Are you saying that 3 members of the most illustrious fighting squad in the universe have been defeated by just one man?!
Jeice: Yes sir, that's exactly what ah'm saying.
Zarbon: Wait Vegeta! I was only following Frieza's orders...maybe we can...team up and take on Frieza together?
*Vegeta throws a punch into Zarbon's stomach, sending him flying into a lake*
Vegeta: Frieza wouldn't be Frieza if he could be beaten by the likes of you.
*Krillen to Bulma after Zarbon has transformed*
Krillen: Now can you see your dream's really a nightmare?
Captain Ginyu: Men good news! Your chances of making the squad have just increased. They're are now four openings on the team.
Jeice: :: whines :: But Captain Ginyu I'm still here we only need 3!
Captain Ginyu: SILENCE! You no longer have a place on the Ginyu Force!
Jeice: *whimper*
Captain Ginyu: That is... unless you can strike a pose that shows these guys what being a Ginyu is all about!
*Jeice & Ginyu striking a pose*
Jeice: It just ain't the same without the other guys...
Captain Ginyu: We're like two puppies that have been separated from their litter...
MilkForce Pants
No bad fansite is complete without a rubbish Pants gag.
Jeice: Man, I've never seen pants get to Burter like this before
Jeice: AHH! That does it! Ah've had enough! No on makes a fool of the Pants!
Goku: My name is Goku and I'm a pair of pants from Earth
Burter: LIAR! I've defeated hundreds of pants and none of them were faster than me!
Goku: Must be my diet. I eat really wholesome foods.
Jeice: But Captain Ginyu I'm still here! We only need pants!
Ginyu: Guldo. Recoome. And Burter! Their pants gone. They're gone!
Jeice: Meet the boss matey. He'd like to 'ave a few words with you considerin' our pants
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