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:: Jeice ::
Personality: From what we can tell Jeice is a pretty outgoing fella' and a real 'ladies man', sweeping women off their feet with a mix of charm and flattery. Jeice seems like he's an upbeat, fun-loving guy too and a tad vain (not Zarbon vain, but certainly he has a healthy ego).
Connversation: He's the type of guy who'll do all the chatting: "Blah blah blah, football, blah blah blah, blew up a planet, blah blah blah, oh you're paying? cheers!" Don't expect anything to indepth or spiritual. And don't bother trying to get philosophical with him - complete waste of time.
On a Date: Let's face it, if you don't keep this guy hanging on like a dog after a bone, your first date is going to be in the back of his clapped-out pick-up truck. At least he's put a mattress down, but you'll still have to dodge those empty beer bottles, used condoms and top-shelf magazines.
Looks: Long, thick white hair, beautiful red/orange skin and striking green eyes. He may not stand at 6"5, but Jeice is very easy on the eyes. And you have to love that crafty smirk. If you can stand the odd hawaiian shirt disaster and the possible vomit dribbled down the front of it then he's the guy for you ladies! ^_^
Jeice: It's not vomit!...it's lentil soup
Romantic Competition: Every girl on Frieza Base no.79? (bitches), including myself. Like Burter said, Jeice is a ladies man. So it stands to reason he 'gets around'. Also, he is very dedicated to the Force - that in itself would be a large obstacle in a relationship.
Music to set the Mood: Van Halen - Jump
Sex: Wild baby! Depending on his mood, Jeice can be quite rough and tumble but he certainly wouldn't say no to a more domineering woman (no, not dominatrix - that's more Guldo's thing). Not an entirely sensitive lover, but hey to be so popular he has to be good. Watch yourself ladies, this guy is guarenteed to try and get you into bed without a rain coat, so be persistant and don't be afraid to say no!
Relationship/Marriage: Is Jeice the marrying type? I'd have to say no. You'd really have to get under all the macho crap and posing before Jeice would really let you in (and even then it would be tough work keeping him on a leesh). I mean, there's a wall there... A wall that can only be broken through with time and patience... Otherwise the relationship would end in a very messy divorce - you know, plates flying, screaming at the top of your lungs, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria! You get my drift. However, if he really is in love with you, you might be suprised at how loyal a friend and companion he can be.
Except when there's danger afoot. Then he'll bolt like the coward he is.
Jeice: Oh c'mon! I was goin' for help!
Burter: Feh ¬_¬
Perfect Match: Jeice's perfect match would have to be equally outgoing, stubborn and fun i.e. she would have to partake in the same activities as Jeice, but have the guts to put him in his place.
Chi Chi: Bad idea. Chi Chi would become increasingly paranoid with Jeice. And I don't think he'd be able to stand her shrieking and nagging at him. 20% success rate
Bulma: A pairing that might work. Bulma's certainly bright, fun and outgoing enough for him and she's certainly assertive enough to put him in his place. However, while Jeice might lust after her, Bulma tends to go after more mysterious (brooding) types. 65% success rate
Bra: Age difference aside, I think this is a couple with a lot of chemistry going on. Bra has her mother's smarts and her father's strength so the sex is sure to be good. However, there's a small matter of her being daddy's little angel. 85% success rate (that's if Jeice lives through Vegeta's beating)
Videl: Cute. She's feisty enough but I don't think Jeice would be her type somehow. 30% success rate
Pan: I find this sick and wrong somehow. Again, even with the age difference aside, it just doesn't click. There would be little chemistry. Each party would just irritate the other (not enough to spark any chemistry). They would have more of a big brother little sister relationship. 5% success rate
Marron: Marron's the sweet girl-next-door type who every bad boy falls for. Could she see past his rough exterior? Possibly. However, it's unlikely that she would share many of his interests. But while they don't have much in common, Jeice would adore her far too much to cheat. 70% success rate
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